Random Musings
If Stormy Daniels had declared that tRump was the hottest and most well-endowed sex partner she'd ever had, he would have paid her more than $130,000 to tell her story to every media outlet in the country - the impact on his campaign be damned.
Kristi Noem would have been a shoe-in for the VP slot if she'd changed the story about Cricket being a dog and depicted him as a migrant child who she shot for trying to steal rocks from her gravel pit.
MTG was recently demanding the use of space lasers at the border. She did not specify whether they'd be Jewish space lasers, or good old-fashioned Christian space lasers developed in a peach-tree dish. In any event, I heard that the Gazpacho Police shot down the entire idea.
tRump is still claiming that the NYC police are keeping thousands of his supporters from getting close to the courthouse in order to protest. So why doesn't he get his buddies at FOX-News to come down and film what he says is going on?
tRump advisor Stephen Miller said in a recent TV appearance that Donald and Melania are fashion icons whose stylish wardrobes have influenced an entire generation. I take it that means a smelly, baggy suit for men and going around naked for women - while carefully placing a hand over their crotch for photo shoots.
I don't understand why tRump is campaigning at all. He's already got the I'm as dumb-as-fuck voting demographic all sewn up - and that's pretty much the only group he can count on in November
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