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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI told my doctor that I was having hearing problems. He told me to describe the symptoms. I replied
Homer is a fat guy who loves beer and donuts and Marge has big blue hair!
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I told my doctor that I was having hearing problems. He told me to describe the symptoms. I replied (Original Post)
Floyd R. Turbo
May 15
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walkingman
(7,812 posts)1. It took me a few minutes......😂
ProfessorGAC
(65,788 posts)2. Beauty!
Laughed out loud.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,930 posts)4. 😃
Pas-de-Calais
(9,923 posts)5. Soon as I saw this was from Mr Turbo
I KNEW it would be a good one
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,930 posts)13. Thank you!
EverHopeful
(201 posts)6. Thanks for the laugh
Once told the vet I was worried my cat might be going deaf. He slammed a cupboard door and poor kitty was startled.
Vet said "I think he's just ignoring you."
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,930 posts)14. 😹
Dem2theMax
(9,680 posts)7. Thanks for letting me know my brain is working today.
Took me about a minute, but I got there!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,930 posts)15. 🤗
littlemissmartypants
(23,090 posts)8. Perfecto!!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,930 posts)16. 😁
louis-t
(23,341 posts)9. My brother lives in Atlanta. His street name is Hosea Williams.
I keep forgetting the name so I call it Homer Simpson Ave.
3auld6phart
(1,071 posts)10. Sorry
I had to laugh this old fart is hard of hearing D
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,930 posts)18. 😃
birdographer
(1,410 posts)11. Perfect!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,930 posts)19. 😁
ShazzieB
(16,827 posts)12. I'm lost!
But that's okay - I'll go find something else to do.
Hamlette
(15,415 posts)21. I'm lost too. Help!