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May 18, 2024

Steve Schmidt: "I'm ashamed of my association with Samuel Alito"

Link: https://steveschmidt.substack.com/p/im-ashamed-of-my-association-with

The New York Times revealed that an upside-down American flag was flown outside the home of Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito just days before President Biden's inauguration. The perversion of the American flag, normally a symbol of distress, was co-opted by the seditionists who stormed the Capitol. This corrupt and despicable act has no place in America and no place inside the Supreme Court.

I wrote about this earlier today, but I also wanted to express myself in a video commentary because, as the person who led Alito's confirmation process, I am deeply ashamed of my association with the man:




It takes a big man to admit he made a mistake.

May 18, 2024

Today's Tiedrich rant: what the fuck does Sam Alito think he's doing



Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/what-the-fuck-does-sam-alito-think

Samuel Alito is one of the luckiest sons of a bitches in America. he’s got one of the nation’s cushiest jobs — Supreme Court Justice. he’s accountable to no one. his word is literally the law. being a Justice is a lifetime gig, and it’s easy as pie — work a handful of days a week, for eight months a year. get your team of clerks to do the heavy lifting, rule on a few cases, and take the entire summer off.

on top of that, Supreme Sam’s plutocrat pals are forever gifting him all-expenses-paid luxury vacations. they’ll bundle him onto their private jets and zoom off to one exotic locale after another, where he’ll get to rub elbows and go fishing with the oligarchs whose cases are before him. all they ask in return is that he rule in their favor. so how does Fishin’ Trip Sammy show his appreciation for the country that bestowed all this upon him? by aligning himself with the fuckfaces who tried to overthrow our government on January 6th.


At Justice Alito’s House, a ‘Stop the Steal’ Symbol on Display An upside-down flag, adopted by Trump supporters contesting the Biden victory, flew over the justice’s front lawn as the Supreme Court was considering an election case.

holy shit. on January 17, 2021 — eleven days after the failed insurrection — an upside-down flag — the symbol of these insurrectionists — hung for all to see on Sam Alito’s front lawn. and this happened while the Court was considering one of Trump’s bogus ‘rigged election’ cases. you’ll never guess which way Alito voted on that case. spoiler alert: in favor of Trump.
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There's a lot more where this came from, Tiedrich is only getting started.
Here's a bonus tweet from Tiedrich:



Please click on the OP link to read the rest on Tiedrich's blog "Everyone is entitled to my own opinion."

May 17, 2024

Friday, May 17 - Late-night talk show guest listings



It's Friday, so no surprise that a lot of these shows are repeats.

Also the guest host for tomorrow night's SNL is Jake Gyllenhaal...

May 17, 2024

The ACLU's effort to reshape PA's mail ballot law ... lawsuit in Butler County

Lawsuit, records requests signal ACLU effort to target ‘notice and cure’ policies for flawed mail ballots



Spotlight PA link: https://www.spotlightpa.org/news/2024/05/pennsylvania-election-2024-mail-ballot-curing-rejections-aclu-lawsuit/

The ACLU of Pennsylvania is suing one county and may file more cases in an effort to challenge a policy that it says disenfranchises voters who make an error when casting ballots by mail. The case against Butler County, filed after the April primary, appears to be the start of a broader statewide effort by the group targeting the “notice and cure” process, a major gray area in state law that leads to uneven rules for voters across Pennsylvania.

Along with that lawsuit, the organization has signaled it is considering another, and has been filing public records requests to identify more counties that don’t allow voters to correct flawed mail ballots or provide notice to voters that their ballot will be rejected. Such records requests are often a precursor to a lawsuit.

A legal effort that changes where the courts stand on notice and cure policies could have a profound impact. Since Pennsylvania enacted its no-excuse mail voting law in 2020, counties have rejected thousands of ballots because voters failed to sign or date the outer envelopes, or made another technical error.

The rejection rate goes down significantly when a county notifies voters and allows them to fix, or cure, the error, according to county officials and a Votebeat and Spotlight PA analysis of available data.
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We've talked about "ballot curing" before on DU. Some county elections commissioners are allowing ballot curing, and it's mainly happening where the counties vote blue. In the rural counties that tend to vote red, there's no ballot curing and every flawed ballot goes into a holding file where it will probably never be opened and counted.

In blue counties such as Allegheny County for example, the Election Commissioner's office will receive a flawed ballot where either the signature or the hand-written date on the outer envelope is missing/incorrect. The Commissioner's office will contact the voter (by phone or mail) and notify the voter that they have "x" number of days to come down to the Elections office and "cure " the ballot. The voter can sign or date the envelope correctly, and it must be done by the day of the election. The cured ballot is added to the other ballots which will be counted on election day.

There's no fraud involved in this, and there's also no way to know whether the flawed ballots were cast for Democrats or Republicans. The outer envelope will not be opened or counted until after the curing takes place. The ACLU is perfectly correct in filing a lawsuit against Butler County, and any Pennsylvania county where ballot curing is not being done.

May 17, 2024

Today's Tiedrich rant: "I hear you're free on Wednesdays" - Dark Brandon masterfully trolls toddler Trump



Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/i-hear-youre-free-on-wednesdays-dark

Little Donny Fuckface is a burst trash bag of personality defects. anything that can go wrong with a person’s psyche has in fact gone wrong with this guy. he’s arrogant. he’s a bully. he’s abusive, lazy, petty and vain. he’s greedy. he’s a liar and a cheater. he’s needy, insecure and vindictive. he’s desperate for attention. Donald Trump just might be the most thoroughly broken-inside person who ever lived.

but above all, the thin-skinned dipshit absolutely cannot handle being mocked. the guy just can’t let any remark pass, no matter how fleeting or insignificant. say anything critical of Trump and he’ll fly into a rage and post some ALL CAPS RANT in response — and he’ll carry a grudge about it for-fucking-ever.

this is why it’s been so amusing to know that Donny’s trapped in a courtroom and can’t say a word as witnesses testify to having called him “VonShitzInPantz,” “orange turd,” “Dictator Douche Bag,” “Cheeto-dusted cartoon villain,” and on and on. you know it’s killing him that he’s gag-ordered and can’t fire back.

that Trump is so easily triggered is also why it’s super fucking hilarious to watch Dark Brandon troll the shit out of Donny.


“Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. since then, he hasn’t shown up for a debate. now he’s acting like he wants to debate me again. well, make my day, pal. I’ll even do it twice. so let’s pick the dates, Donald. I hear you’re free on Wednesdays.”
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Tiedrich's just getting started on this hilarious, scathing rant. As always there are lots of tweets and clips from the usual gang of wingnuts. Please click on the link to read the rest on "Everyone is entitled to my own opinion."

May 16, 2024

Thursday May 16 - Late-night talk show guest listings



I wasn't able to post yesterday because my internet was down.

Back up and running today.
May 16, 2024

Shapiro orders state employees to avoid 'scandalous' conduct amid Gaza protests, raising free speech concerns



Spotlight PA link: https://www.spotlightpa.org/news/2024/05/pennsylvania-josh-shapiro-israel-gaza-protests-palestine-executive-order/

HARRISBURG — Amid protests over the war in Gaza, Gov. Josh Shapiro has quietly revised his administration’s code of conduct to bar state employees from engaging in “scandalous or disgraceful” behavior — actions that could lead to discipline or termination, Spotlight PA has learned.

The vaguely worded update, which went into effect last week without the public fanfare of some executive orders, is raising alarm among First Amendment advocates concerned that it could be used to unconstitutionally curtail free speech. It has also heightened fears among pro-Palestinian and Muslim American groups that employees who express opinions that differ from the Democratic governor’s stance on the war could be unfairly punished.

In a May 8 email to cabinet secretaries, a Shapiro administration official wrote that the need for “moral clarity is especially pronounced today, as antisemitism, Islamophobia, and other forms of hate speech are increasing across not only Pennsylvania, but nationally and globally.”

“The administration supports free speech, consistent with the First Amendment, but that speech may never incite violence, encourage people to violate the law, or harass others,” wrote Neil R. Weaver, who heads the Office of Administration. “Hate speech,” Weaver wrote, can take many forms, from “social media posts, to boycotts, to graffiti, to public confrontations.
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May 14, 2024

Today's Tiedrich rant: the Dipshit Brigade comes to town to carry water for Donald Trump



Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/the-dipshit-brigade-comes-to-town

Michael Cohen came to court yesterday to nail Little Donny Fuckface to the wall. he was cool, calm and collected. he brought all the receipts. he described how micromanager Trump was involved in every step of the scheme to conceal the hush money payments. Cohen explained how he funneled the payments through a shell company. he described how Trump’s only goal was to preserve his presidential campaign — Donny didn’t give one fuck about Melania’s feelings.

Donald Trump doesn’t have any receipts. what the narcoleptic fart factory does have, however, is a dog-and-pony show — one that features a rotating cast of flunkies willing to stand in front of a camera and whine about unfairly Dear Leader is being treated.

that’s right, Donny has turned his trial into a version of The Apprentice where Republican hopefuls compete to see who can most deeply kiss Dear Leader’s ass. yesterday’s competitors were failed football coach Tommy Tuberville, and the latte-sipping Hamptons hanger-on who pretends to be some kind of hillbilly savant, JD Vance.

here are two clips in which head-trauma poster boy Foghorn Leghorn feigns outrage over the fact that a criminal defendant is being treated like a criminal defendant.


“first of all, I’m disappointed in the courtroom. I’m hearing ‘Mr. Trump, Mr. Trump.’ he is former president Trump. give him some respect. I mean, that’s what that place is in there. no respect. here’s what I’m seeing too, it is depressing. that courtroom is depressing. this is New York City. the icon of our country, and we got a courtroom that’s the most depressing thing I’ve ever been in.”
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This rant continues with clips from Tuberville and Vance, who had no business grandstanding to the TV cameras outside a courthouse in New York City. Don't you guys have a job to do in Washington? Oh right, kissing Chump's ass is Job #1.

In addition Jeff Tiedrich has some great comments on Michael Cohen's testimony yesterday. It's worth a click to read the rest on Tiedrich's blog "Everybody is entitled to my own opinion."






May 13, 2024

Today's Tiedrich rant: the squirrels inside Donald Trump's head have eaten all the brain worms



Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/the-squirrels-inside-donald-trumps

the rabid squirrels that live inside Little Donny Fuckface’s head have really been trashing the joint lately. it’s a shithole mess up there in Donny’s cranium these days, what with all the loose dendrons and fraying synapses. it doesn’t help that the squirrels have been chewing on everything in sight. they’ve even gone after Trump’s beloved brain worms, gobbling up every last one of them.

Donny got let out of his cage on Saturday, and the attention-starved dipshit headed straight for a hate-rally in the Jersey Shore town of Wildwood. the squirrels were overjoyed to be finally outside of a courtroom, and they immediately started shrieking in four-part harmony.



“Silence of the Lamb. has anyone ever seen The Silence of the Lambs? the late, great Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man. he oftentimes would have a friend for dinner. remember the last scene? ‘excuse me. I’m about to have a friend for dinner,’ as this poor doctor walked by. ‘I’m about to have a friend for dinner.’ but Hannibal Lecter. congratulations. the late, great Hannibal Lecter...”


holy shit, what? Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man? does Donny think Lecter is a real person? does Donald Trump think Silence of the Lambs is a documentary? and is anyone surprised that the brain-eating is Donny’s favorite part of the movie?

there was no context for this blurt. nothing that came before it led gracefully into this subject. some head-squirrel sunk its sharp little teeth into an exposed synapse, and this is the disassociated word salad that came tumbling out.
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Tiedrich is just warming up in this rant, my friends. What follows is another 5 or 6 hilarious clips of things Chump said at the Saturday rally. Squirrels, brain worms ... who cares? Chump has really lost his mind.

Please click on the OP link to read the rest of Tiedrich's rant on "Everyone is entitled to my own opinion."




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About FakeNoose

Hey DU friends! Baby boomer here. I became a voter in 1972 when I turned 21, and I've been voting regularly ever since. For a long time I remained independent - always voting for Dem candidates. However that changed in 2008 when I wanted to vote for Hillary Clinton for President. But I live in Pennsylvania where we have closed elections, and my only chance to vote for Hillary was in the Dem primary. So I joined the Democratic Party in 2008, voted for Hillary, and I've never looked back. Barack Obama won the primary in Pennsylvania, as ell as most other states, and I supported him in the general election. It was a different story in 2016 .... You'll never convince me that Chump didn't CHEAT his way into the White House. The worst 4 years in the history of our country ensued, 2017 to 2020, and the first few days of 2021. We all lived through it and i don't need to explain it now. My goal is to make sure that Chump NEVER gets elected to ANYTHING again. Not even Dogcatcher of West Palm Beach FL. Whether he goes to prison is not up to me - but he must be CONVICTED of his crimes and PREVENTED from running for office again. Better yet - he should be in prison or six-feet-under. You get me? I love the cooperation, optimism and can-do spirit of Democratic Underground. We're a community of liberal-minded Americans and we know how to share our stories constructively and pro-actively. Let's all pitch in and get this job done. There has never been a more important election that right now, this year. Democrats everywhere MUST WIN. Joe Biden must win FOUR MORE YEARS!
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